Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
now i know why i became what i already was.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
