You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
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