Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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