Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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