I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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