she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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