Capitaan dildo arrescate!
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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