he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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