she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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