We won't sleep together?
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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