Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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