theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
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