Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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