real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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