Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
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