I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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