Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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