Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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