i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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