The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I CAN MOONWALK!
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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