Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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