im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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