i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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