i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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