Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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