This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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