I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
