Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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