I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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