He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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