It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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