If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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