so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Randomize
