She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
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