you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
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