So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
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