you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
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