I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
He called his prostate his "boner button".
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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