That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
tell me about the fingering
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