just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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