I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
handjob tips. give me some.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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