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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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