how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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