The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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