i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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