I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Barsexuality is the new black.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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