I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
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just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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