stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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