There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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