I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
We are all done wearing pants today
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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