it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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