all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
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