I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
it hurts more in the daytime
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
where are my eyebrows?
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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